The UK Libertarian

Advancing Liberty in the Anarcho-Capitalist Tradition

Office of Fair Trading Parody (Scamnesty Radio Advert)

I pretty much ignore mainstream media as best I can, but occasionally when I’m driving I will listen to the radio, and when I do, I am bombarded by retarded government adverts. If they’re not warning you to take a rest when driving, they’re trying to scare you about the dangers of drugs. The other day I even heard one explaining the benefits of eating fruit & vegetables. None of them, however, annoy me as much as this one:

I don’t know why it irritates me so much, perhaps it’s the condescending tone, maybe it’s the complete lack of useful information, but what I really think it is is imagining the people who made this advert congratulating each other on how clever and witty they are with their smarty pants twist narrative!!! I could write 10,000 words on how stuff like this is a waste of money, an ugly misallocation of valuable resources, the signs of impending nanny-state suffocation and not even remotely useful in achieving its stated purpose, but instead I just made a parody video:

Police Officer Punches Handcuffed Man In The Head

Just another day on the Job for the boys in blue! [video link now fixed. I am fail.]

Thank god we have these guys to look after us, without them it’d be Anarchy out there!

Hat tip to Jack Liberty.

Video of the day: The rise of civilisation

Apologies for the lack of updates. I have been nursing a nasty fever the last few days.

Civilisation preceded the state:

Video of the day: John Stossel – Stay out of my meds

The Stossel videos seem to be popular, so here’s the latest episode of his show: stay out of my meds.

This might be his most powerful 45 minutes yet. For anybody who hears the common criticism that “the libertarian position is a cold and selfish, dog-eat-dog philosophy” you could do a lot worse than to link the detractors to this episode; there is some heartbreaking stuff in here of the tragic damage state regulation can do to real people.

From the forums: The challenge of Islam and Democracy

N.B. I am not Davy

Over on the forums, Kit asks how should libertarians deal with the problem of Islamic law:

Geert Wilders, the Dutch politician being prosecuted for the crime of insulting Islam, put it this way

”Islam is merely not a religion, it is mainly a totalitarian ideology. Islam wants to dominate all aspects of life, from the cradle to the grave. Shariah law is a law that controls every detail of life in a Islamic society. From civic- and family law to criminal law. It determines how one should eat, dress and even use the toilet. Oppression of women is good, drinking alcohol is bad.”
http://www.dianawest.net/Home/tabid/36/ … Lords.aspx

In Britain we are seeing no-go areas for Non Muslims. People being forced to submit to Sharia courts under threat of violence. Muslims not only refusing to adapt to our way of life, but insisting that we adapt to theirs!

How, as Libertarians, do we face the threat to liberty from a totalitarian religious ideology? Respecting an individuals right to religious freedom is important, but when that religion is engaged in a deliberate and large scale assault on our values of liberty then how can we respond

I have a thought on this topic. Firstly I want to say that I am of course in favour of freedom in all areas, but I do have problems with religion in general. My problems are both philosophical and practical, for example when it comes to issue of indoctrinating children. However I will agree that Islam is typically worse and far more totalitarian than say Christianity, at least in the modern age of enlightenment.

I think this is because the so-called ‘Islamic countries’ are not secular countries. Islam is violently enforced by governments and indoctrination is so rife it is just commonplace. The very reason they are called ‘Islamic countries’ is precisely because they are not secular. For example, Christianity is the most popular religion in the USA, but we would not call it a ‘Christian country’. It is a secular country because freedom to practice any religion (or none at all) is recognised as inherent. Islamic states have simply not progressed through an enlightenment stage, which is why they remain so backwards.

It follows, therefore, that a large number of Muslims who emigrate to Britain simply don’t understand the ideas of freedom and secularism or have never even considered the ideas in any great depth. From their experience it is considered valid to spread the practice of Islam with force; such is the basis of their entire legal system! Of course I’m not talking about all Muslims here, but enough to have a significant effect.

Sharia. The Future for UK

I have no problem with anybody proselytizing to spread ideas (in-fact I openly welcome it), but using violence to do so is just wrong and that includes using the power of government. Muslim children * growing up in Britain also suffer from the same lack of understanding as their parents, but thankfully to a much lesser degree due to their greater exposure to western culture. However I must stress that I believe in judging everybody on an individual basis.

I find this topic interesting because it brings up an intriguing thought experiment. Imagine a small democratic island where there is a native population of 1000 people. What if 2000 Muslims were to emigrate to the island over the course of the next few years? I can see why people who believe in the democratic process would begin to feel threatened by this. The Muslims would soon have a majority stranglehold with which they can use to adopt strict Sharia Law. It would therefore be in the natives’ best interests to become massive nationalists in order to limit immigration, just like the BNP, using violence and sweeping generalisations of people to limit their freedom to travel through arbitrary borders.

For somebody like me, who thinks that the democratic process is illegitimate anyway, this really isn’t a problem. The issue of immigration is rendered moot, for if this situation were to occur it is simply due to the problem of government having too much power. That is, the problem of the government having the ‘authority’ to implement Sharia Law in the first place. Authority that is supposedly granted by the people, but how can we defer authority that we don’t even have ourselves? It is magical thinking, no better than religious dogma itself.

So no I don’t see Islam as the challenge, but government. As always seems to be the case, the solution isn’t more government but far less. Religion will all but vanish on its own with the pervasive spread of freedom and secularism.

— Jack Whitehead

* Sorry Dawkins

Video of the day: Hans Hoppe – The advantages of small states & the dangers of centralisation

Hans-Hermann Hoppe is one of my favourite anarcho-capitalist thinkers, but in this video, he’s talking about the advantages of smaller states over big ones, so all colours of libertarian should be able to enjoy it:

Private charity is unaccountable claims batshit crazy Guardian

Wow, this article is the biggest bucket of LOL I’ve read in quite some time. [link now working]

It discusses the terrible problem of private individuals (or “philanthro-capitalists”, as the article insists on calling them), with a track record of success, spending their own money helping people in need:

In a world desperate for resources it makes no sense to reject billions of dollars in new money, but serious questions are raised by privatising the search for solutions to global problems. For one thing, who decides which problems get attention? Investing in new vaccines against malaria is great, but there’s no vaccine against poverty…

Honestly, I’m speechless.

Allocating resources is always full of trade-offs and contradictions, but resolving them shouldn’t be ceded to outside technocrats or the whims of billionaires. It’s time to pour the generosity of the rich and famous into national development funds under democratic control

Yes! If the history of democratic control has taught us one thing, it’s that it is the best at efficiently allocating resources!!!

facepalm

Honestly, the Guardian is worse than soiled toilet paper.

Discuss here.

Video of the day: John Stossel Links Gun Control to Higher Crime Rates

More from my man Stossel:

Video of the day: We’re the government and you’re not

A classic, for those who haven’t seen it:

But what if you’re afraid of the police?

Gordon Brown tells police to keep officers on the beat:

Gordon Brown has urged police forces to keep officers on the beat in an effort to reduce the public’s “fear of crime”.

The PM said it was not “acceptable” to miss the Home Office target of having neighbourhood Pcs spend at least four fifths of their time on patrol.

This is all well and good, but what if it’s the police you’re afraid of?

Katabasis, who posts on our forums, has worked as a nightclub doorman on and off for over a decade. Now I’m a cynical guy when it comes to government and the police, but even I was shaken when I read this blog post from his website.

What exactly, may I ask, have the politicians got planned to stop that?