This story was published to the Mail Online on 01/04/2010 and yet somehow it appears to NOT be an April fools joke…

Her offence was to unwittingly sell a goldfish to a 14-year-old boy taking part in a trading standards ’sting’.

At most, pet shop owner Joan Higgins, 66, expected a slap on the wrist for breaking new animal welfare laws which ban the sale of pets to under-16s.

Instead, the great-grandmother was taken to court, fined £1,000, placed under curfew – and ordered to wear an electronic tag for two months.

Read the full story here, but keep a sick bucket by your side.